Funny, But No.

'Welcome back from your coma' didn't make it: on the 20th anniversary of Hallmark's Shoebox cards.
(via deviantART)

A sample rejected card idea:

Front: "My ex-girlfriend had a cat named Love because she said that's what it gave her."

Inside: "So I called it Bloody Forearms. Hope no one gets you a cat for your birthday."

If this ghostwriting thing falls through, I think I know where I'm applying next.

Or, I want to name lipsticks. I came up with this career idea while I was working briefly in a health-and-beauty-aids store. Lipsticks have some fantastically silly names. It must be a hoot getting to think them up for a living.

It is so springy today in NJ, I just can't concentrate on my work. Sigh.