killingjarblog revisited

I'm reading old posts on my own blog, because I am that lame. But a couple of things have made me laugh:

"...went home for a while, ate some tortilla chips and salsa, watched Big Wolf on Campus ('Ghandi was not the saint you think he was! he was a notorious flirt, and a horribly messy eater!' hee hee)..."

"hm. how come when our president says 'vladimir putin' he sounds like he's about to snicker?"

"ok. The Legend of Billie Jean is on the Superstation now.
everything is ok.
*deeeeeepbreath*"

"i will post more about the trip to maine later. i have only been home since last night and i am not ready to relive the experience yet. all i can say right now is: family togetherness = sick and wrong."

"know that saying, 'denial isn't just a river in egypt'?
well, if you are in fact in denial about something...then it pretty much is just a river in egypt.
right?"


Yeah I'm going to stop being so impressed by my scathing wit now and go out to buy some beer like I've been planning to for about an hour.