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4/14/2003

the amount that this made me laugh proves that i have spent far too much time in chat rooms:

Hollywood Films vs. Internet Subtitles.

4/04/2003

Salon.com Books | "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman

just read this review of a book i recently finished reading.

the beginning of the review states: If you have a basic knowledge of mythology (or, for that matter, etymology, or, really, if you just have a good dictionary) and a vague idea of what "American Gods" is about, you can figure out this fellow's real identity pretty easily.

i guess i have none of those three things, because said identity did not even remotely occur to me until i read this review. i have obviously lost my ex-english major's talent for close reading. god, i feel stupid.

ps, don't read the review if you think you might read the book.

4/02/2003

not really funny, but at the same time, so funny i laughed out loud for several minutes:

Easy panic instructions from the DHS.