killingjarblog

I feel pretty.

3/14/2005

actual quote!

i have totally changed my mind about britney spears. while previously i had viewed her with lots and LOTS of disgust--and often with the words 'vapid whore' running through my mind--i now accept her for what she really is: america's new inadvertent comic genius.

an actual quote from the white trash princess herself:

"Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can’t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks."


*guffaw*

3/01/2005

let's see, today i...

let's see, today i...

- drove to work in a wintery wonderland and marvelled (again) at how precipitation in any form turns normal drivers into complete dolts

- cleaned some very cruddy floors at the group home. i'm talking corners of bathrooms and underneath that overhanging part of the cabinets. cruddy!

- quit my job

- went to an eye doctor for the first time in 14 years and got glasses (for driving and watching tv, etc. i know the 'driving and watching tv' glasses are often a scam, but i really do need them for driving, i think.)

- did i mention i quit my job?