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5/26/2007

Do you want to help me find my nuts?

I love Hammy...

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5/24/2007

Johnny Depp On...

...becoming part of Disney's marketing machine [with Pirates of the Caribbean]:

"It's fascinating to witness the machine at work, watch it hum and scream and howl. To see these products, like cereal boxes and fruit chews and action figures and sheets and towels and pillows...I mean, we've entered the arena where Marcel Duchamp and Andy Warhol are Snoopy-dancing in the nude. It's so absurd and so surreal and so irreverent that I love it." (2006)


Sigh. there nothing about this man that is not made of awesome?

via my favorite celebrity gossip site (yes, I'm suitably embarrassed that i have one), oh no they didn't.

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5/02/2007

I am so tired of you middle-aged people and your hot flashes

Seriously. Can there be just an ounce of consideration for those of us who are still menstruating and don't feel the need to keep the office at least below 50 degrees at all times?

And I'm not just talking about females here. Why are some people so obsessed with controlling the god damn windows?

Sigh. I wish I worked at home.