killingjar

Maybe I take this song too seriously.

But I’ve been told most of my life that I take things too seriously. That my feelings are wrong.

Fuck that. I’m so done with it.

One time I worked in this little building on 23rd street in New York. Or maybe it was 21st. This was in like maybe 1999 or so. It was above Puff Daddy’s restaurant, back when he was Puff Daddy. Anyway it was us (a web company) and some other business that had something to do with ballet, I’m not sure what, and I don’t really recall if there were any other companies in the building.

So one afternoon I decide to take a smoke break and wait for our teeny tiny elevator to come and retrieve me. When the door opens, there stands Liam Neeson and some other guy. They’re talking to one another.There’s really no reason for Liam Neeson to be in my building—witness the businesses mentioned above—so this is quite a shock. I get in and stand next to him, and as I said, it’s a teeny tiny elevator, so we’re pretty close. I keep my head bowed, hoping he won’t see my raging smirk because I’m standing this close to Liam Neeson in an elevator and all I can think about his how my sister just saw him in a play and he was naked. Honestly I’m hoping he doesn’t talk to me because I’m afraid my only response will be, “MY SISTER SAW YOU NAKED.”

So the elevator gets to the ground floor and we all get out, and that’s the story.

Have I told this one before?

By the way, he’s a huge dude. Like real tall.

(Source: hellyeahliamneeson)